of how Lenin read voraciously, and of his advice to young people:  “Learn, learn, and learn!” A classic joke from Socialism produces a nice  subversive effect by using this motto in an unexpected context. Marx,  Engels, and Lenin were each asked what they preferred, a wife or a  mistress. Marx, whose attitude in intimate matters is well known to have  been rather conservative, answered “A wife”; Engels, who knew how to  enjoy life, answered, of course, “A mistress”; the surprise comes with  Lenin, who answered “Both, wife and mistress!” Is he dedicated to a  hidden pursuit of excessive sexual pleasures? No, since he quickly  explains: “This way, you can tell your mistress that you’re with your  wife, and your wife that you are about to visit your mistress …” “And  what do you actually do?” “I go to a solitary place and learn, learn,  and learn!”
from Zizek's Jokes
